NWA-VA
Chesterfield County Fairgrounds , Chesterfield, VA
07/08/06
Road Report Commentators: The Original Peanut Gallery: Tyler, Michael and Kevin
New Egypt (Pharaoh and Lazarus) vs Big and Smallz (Big Tony and Tommie Smallz)
Pharaoh says this is the worst place he’s ever been to. He says we’re a bunch of eunuchs and tells us to go back to our Waffle House and our Wal-Mart because the stench bothers him. Big Tony and Tommie Smallz hit the ring with an American flag for some good old fashioned American cheap heat.
Pharaoh and Smallz start off the match. Smallz hits a couple Dropkicks and comes off the ropes with a Cross Body Block for 2. Tag to Tony who hits a Bodyslam and a Leg Drop before tagging to Smallz. Tony Press Slams Smallz onto Pharaoh but Lazarus pulls Smallz off. Tag to Lazarus, they whip Smallz into a Double Elbow Smash for a 2 count. Lazarus hits a chop on Smallz and then does a Boot Scrape. Lazarus whips him to the corner and hits a Clothesline, he then repeats the action and hits a Side Slam for 2. Lazarus chokes him on the ground and spits at the crowd. Lazarus does a Neck Wrench and tags to Pharaoh. Pharaoh hits some vicious African Uppercuts and follows up with a Headbutt. Pharaoh hits a Bodyslam, a Spinning Elbow Drop and a Diving Headbutt for a 2 count. Tag to Lazarus, they put Smallz to the corner and choke him before Lazarus gives him some clubbing blows and Pharaoh chokes him. Lazarus whips Smallz into a stiff Spinebuster for a 2 count. Lazarus punches Smallz on the ground and picks hum up for a Standing Vertical Suplex for a 2 count. Smallz tries to tag but Lazarus keeps him from it. Lazarus whips but Smallz hits a Sunset Flip for a 2 count. Lazarus chokes Smallz and makes a blind tag to Pharaoh. They set him on the ropes and Pharaoh drops the leg on his back. Pharaoh chops Smallz in the corner and pulls him out into a Stump Puller. Pharaoh whips Smallz to the corner and hits an Avalanche, bringing him out of the corner for another and then hitting a Russian Leg Sweep. Pharaoh locks on a Submission hold then comes out into a Leg Grapevine and locks in a Front Facelock. Smallz gets out and fights back with some punches, but Pharaoh cuts him off with an Axe Handle. Tag to Lazarus, Pharaoh lays Smallz across his back and Lazarus comes off the top with an Elbow Drop for a 2 count. Lazarus whips Smallz but Smallz reverses and hits a Wheelbarrow Bulldog to turn the tide. Tag to Tony, he Clotheslines New Egypt out of their boots. Lazarus hits a Low Blow on Tony and punches him into the corner. Lazarus goes up top and hits a Diamond Dust. Pharaoh goes up top and hits a Diving Headbutt for a 2 count. Pharaoh whips Tony but Tony reverses and catches Pharaoh into a Fallaway Slam. Tony knees him and clubs him down and locks in a Front Facelock, but Pharaoh hits a Low Blow. Tag to Lazarus who hits a Pedigree for the pinfall.
Winners: New Eqypt
Match Quality: 55
Crowd Reaction: 50
Overall Rating: DUD
Commentary
Tyler: New Egypt actually worked pretty well in this match. Pharaoh worked well and is learning more in the ring and Lazarus looked about the best he has in the ring all year.
Jason: I really like Pharaoh as a heel, he should never turn face. The match was typical as a face in peril squash, but the ending was kinda bad with the Pedigree and the delayed pin.
Michael: Did Tommy forget how to run the ropes? I know he’s been out of action for a while, and his ring rust really showed tonight. Tonight we saw Lazarus probably throw the best punches of his life, plus Pharaoh has expanded his moveset. I really dug that Stump Puller. However, I feel this match went on for too long. They just kept the heat on Smallz for just too long and then when he made the hot tag Big Tony received two low blows in under a minute to just kill any moment from the hot tag. If they're going to build up the hot tag for that long they should at least give the faces some momentum. I had a hard time trying to get emotionally involved in this match.
Kevin: This match didn’t really work for me. Big and Smallz had some nice teamwork early but after that they were the faces in peril and didn’t really get the comeback. Lazarus’ punches has improved but they’re still rather weak in comparison to the rest of the roster. I thought this was the worst match of the night.
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